Pass the Glow Sticks, Flipper!

I love weird and strange news.  I can never get enough of it.  And so when this story caught my eye today, I had to have a little fun with it.

So, it’s a shame that the dolphins died.  I can’t say I know much about dolphins, which is surprising because I seem to know just about everything according to my wife.  I do know, though, that these dolphins were asking for it.  I mean, I was at this rave.  My son and I went for a little while.  If you don’t believe me, here’s proof:

Yeah, check out those moves.  Anyway, so while I was there, I spotted those dolphins.  I don’t know if they were ingesting heroin or other drugs, but they sure seemed to be into it.  I even snapped a picture of one of them…