I won the Powerball!!!
Not the $550 million jackpot, but I am $4 richer this morning. Yay!
Seriously though, I know why I bought Powerball tickets. It was probably 20% peer pressure, 30% dreaming,
30% for thrills, and the remaining 20% because I can’t add. Did I have my hopes up? No. I’ve
played the lottery and gambled enough times to know better. But despite all the websites and articles
talking about better chances of other things occurring, like being drafted in
the NBA or becoming the President of the USA, I always figure that someone has to win
it. And two lucky people, one in Arizona
and the other in Missouri, did.
Lucky? Yeah, I
guess. As much talk as there was about
the infinitesimal odds of winning, equally the idea of winning the lottery
being a curse was discussed. Apparently
all of these past lottery winners were interviewed, and none of them were any
happier now than they were prior to winning.
Most were substantially less happy.
Because, as the adage reminds us, money doesn’t buy happiness.
As I've stated in previous posts, I’m not a material
possessions kind of guy. I never go out
and buy something because it’s new or fancy or cool. OK, maybe cool, especially if they are toys
for my kid, but that’s about it. Both of
my vehicles were pre-owned upon purchase.
We don’t have fancy furniture or tons of valuable jewelry. My house is on the smaller side of most
residential dwellings. And I’m fine with
that. Someday I’ll need newer
stuff. I’ll almost definitely need a
bigger house. And when those times come,
I’ll shop around and make some purchases.
But until then, I’m happy with what I have.
In my office at work I have a Zen calendar with a thoughtful
proverb for each day of the year, and I’ve taped some of the more meaningful
ones to my monitors. These are just two
of them:
The one on the left is rather obvious. And my home is a prime example. If someone broke in while I was away on
vacation, they’d be very disappointed.
Even if they brought a U-Haul, I doubt they’d have much more than a few
thousand dollars worth of stuff. Definitely
not worth the time and effort and risk of setting off my deadly booby traps.
As for the proverb on the right, I think of the Sphero toy I
bought for myself a year or so ago. I
was so excited to get this thing—basically a ball that you can remotely control
from your phone or tablet. The video
demos of it seemed so neat, and I pictured myself having days or weeks or
months of fun with this thing. And then,
after spending the $130 for it, I played with it for maybe an hour. Then a few days later I turned it on and
played with it for fifteen minutes. I
chased my son around the house with it a couple of times. It was neat, but not as thrilling as I expected. And then, well, I think it has sat on my
dresser for the past eight months. It may be fun to play with if you had cats. A dog would probably eat it though. Other than that, eh. Nothing special.
Sometimes expensive things are worth the money. For a year or so, we had a very crappy Dodge
Caliber. The transmission in it was like
a wind-up toy, and it was cramped and cheap inside. We purchased it because we wanted a four-door AWD vehicle for when my son was born, and we regretted it soon after. Yes, it got us around in the snow, but the gas mileage was horrible. So after putting up with
it for about a year, we bought a GMC Acadia.
Substantially more expensive, yes, but we immediately knew we had made a
smart decision. Aside from the superfluous
XM radio (albeit great for listening to Penguins, Penn State, and Steelers
games while travelling back and forth from Harrisburg), we loved some of the
other features of this car. Heating and
A/C controls in the back to keep the little guy warm (and Daddy cool). A rearview backup camera and alert system—which
let me tell you is totally worth it, because backing my truck up is a P-IN-THE-A
now that I’ve been spoiled by this thing in the Acadia. And the automatic rear lift gate is great
when carrying a wheelchair with both hands.
So yeah, spending a little money is sometimes worth it.
But most times, I think it’s probably not. At the park where I go running during my
lunch hour, I often see this lady there walking her toy poodle. She drives a white BMW 740Li, and she walks
around with her nose in the air wearing these gaudy track suits. Her ankle-biter also wears a track suit and
holds its nose in the air as well. She
has this attitude about her—like she expects park traffic and other
walkers/joggers to move out of HER way when she walks, and she doesn’t even
clean up after her animal (and I’ve almost stepped in it several times). But her silly $70,000 car is what causes me
to shake my head, especially as she bounces it over the speed bumps and pot
holes in the park. I’ve ridden in a few
BMWs, Mercedes, a Dodge Viper, and even a Bentley once. Nice cars, but so impractical and not worth
it. I suppose if you are into cars, owning
one of them would be fine—I’m thinking people who are into racing and restoring
classic cars and that sort of thing. I’m
personally not high on collecting or working on cars, but everyone has to have
a hobby. But I doubt this lady at the
park collects cars, and that BMW she drives is probably nothing more than a
status symbol. Look at me, I’m
rich. Hey lady, you’re not impressing me one
bit with your vehicle.
So if I’m so against material possessions, why on earth did
I play the lottery? Well, if I won, I
probably would go on a mini spending spree.
I mean, what else would I do with all that money? I’d probably upgrade my housing situation to accommodate
our new little bundle of joy arriving in a few weeks. Something slightly larger with a rec room
(man cave), another bedroom or two over what we have now, and definitely two or
three more bathrooms--a house can never have enough bathrooms. I repeat, a house can never have enough bathrooms. But I’d also want a big
yard with some woods and a cleared area well away from the road that we could blacktop for basketball,
hockey, skateboarding, or whatever. And
after our housing upgrade, I’d pay off all of our debts (crazy that I’m 35 and still haven’t
quite fully paid off my college loans--guess that's what I get for transferring schools and switching majors). Other than that, I may buy a new wardrobe, and I’d definitely buy my wife twenty or so
pairs of new shoes and some purses/handbags/clutches to match because she likes
that kid of stuff. Some people collect
cars. My wife collects shoes and purses. To each their own! And lastly I’d probably get myself on the
season ticket list for the Steelers and Penguins (if the NHL ever comes back). Seeing my favorite teams play live substantially more often
than a blue moon would bring a smile to my scruffy face.
But then I’d go back to school. I’d delve into law and/or medicine. I’d definitely…finally…get my MBA. I could easily see myself spending a million bucks
on college courses. I’m curious like
that, I guess—always wanting to know how things work or what this or that means. You know, like the difference between an
affiant and a deponent? Or how
muon-catalyzed fusion is different from beam-target fusion? Most of the people in the world are probably
fine not knowing the answers to those types of questions, but I’m not one of
them. So I’d spend some money to educate
myself more.
And then I may start or own a business. I live in a county in Pennsylvania that is notoriously
lacking in entertainment, particularly for younger people. I’d maybe open a Dave & Busters or
something of the sort. I’d consider
putting in a new movie theater, because watching a movie at the Carmike Park
Hills Plaza 7 is almost as bad as setting up my TV on my front lawn. In fact, we do almost all of our big-screen
movie watching in State College or Harrisburg with their stadium-style
seating (and where you can't hear the movie playing in the room next door). I’d additionally put some money
down for some walking/bike paths throughout the county—maybe encourage people
to get out and about. And I might invest
in a local tech company to try to retain some of the young talent that leaves
the area in droves after graduating from high school.
And of course I’d donate a lot of money to charities. I’d probably focus on bullying prevention,
breast and pancreatic cancer, MS, cystic fibrosis, and kids with physical and
cognitive disabilities. Those are ones that are closer to my heart. After that I’d
give some money away to friends and family, and of course that’s always the
tricky part because “friends” and “family” would probably be coming out of the
woodwork asking for handouts. I’d
probably give more to the people who didn’t ask for it over those who came
begging, but each and every case would be different and evaluated
appropriately. No matter what, anyone I
know or have known (more than just as a passing acquaintance) could probably
expect something.
Above all else though, I wouldn’t let the money change
me. I know that’s easy to say now,
having never won more than like a hundred bucks at a casino, but I think that kind of attitude runs deep within
me. I look at some of the closer people
in my life—a former coworker who is a prominent philanthropist, some immediate
family and cousins and friends.
Some of these people are very well off, yet you’d never know it by talking to them. They don’t flaunt their
money or their achievements or anything else, for that matter. They are down-to-earth people, and these are
the people who have helped to mold and shape and guide the person I am
today. And so whether I had $10 or
$100,000,000 in the bank, I think I’d still be the same happy, go-lucky guy I’ve
always been.
Could you say the same?